|Help science determine: Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?
(07 Feb 2011 at 14:47)
| In that Luddite void between closing the cabin doors and the beep indicating it is now safe to use approved electronic devices, there is one perfect pleasure: The Skymall catalog. It has everything, including: Pointlessly impractical products you cringe at just imagining someone receiving as unwanted gifts at Christmas, copy that preys on the insecurities of business travelers, typo and physically impossible hyperbole treasure hunts galore, Photoshop disasters, new friends, and old familiar faces. But since 1990, science has wondered: Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?
Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?
Now, with the benefit of computer technology, you can help me scientifically determine the answer. Just answer an infinite series of more douche / less douche questions. Results will be published in SIGBOVIK 2011, p value notwithstanding.