mr_bits has some great product reviews at amazon.com. Is there a whole counter-culture devoted to writing up fake reviews on e-commerce sites?
I found this guy on the Capresso Cappuccino machine page, as suggested by johnath. This $2400 beauty will make you a fresh cup of cappuccino any time you want it! Suggests another faithful reviewer, "If you can afford this thing, buy it! Let's see $7 a day, 5 days a week that is no longer being spent at Starbucks... that pays for it in 1.3 years." Believe! | 