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Jacko mugshot (20 Nov 2003 at 18:15)
Jacko mugshot
Quick quiz: Impressionist portrait or Michael Jackson mugshot?
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mike (h-66-167-9-51.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) – 11.21.03 00:09:49
i think his face is an impessionist work of art
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Dreadful (docs11-210.menta.net) – 11.21.03 05:59:47
I think it's a cubist work of art inspired by Picasso.
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Tuuur (gw-kamst.gw.utwente.nl) – 11.21.03 06:54:56
I think it's a specimen of Homo Michaelum Jacksonianum.
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Dwindlehop (jffwpr02.jf.intel.com) – 11.21.03 16:18:22
I think the photo is slightly off vertical and flat in the scan.

I also think he's 5'11" and weighs 120 pounds, which goes a long way to explain why he looks the way he does. If he would put on forty pounds, that'd help immeasurably.
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Tom 7 (gs82.sp.cs.cmu.edu) – 11.21.03 19:35:11
That's true, the scan is strange---but is there any feature of his face that looks real?
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Tuuur (supercow.kabel.utwente.nl) – 11.22.03 04:13:58
The eyeballs probably.
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Tom 7 (h-66-167-9-51.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) – 11.22.03 10:48:15
Don't you think his eyeballs are a little large and distant from one another?
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ASA (h-66-167-9-51.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) – 11.22.03 17:11:37
It is hard to tell, the man is clearly wearing a lot of eye liner, lipstick and is painting his brows in. Bizarre.
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Neal (24-25-208-8.san.rr.com) – 11.22.03 20:18:42
This is probably why children are scared of clowns.
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]V[ateo (callisto.gac.edu) – 11.23.03 00:43:08
Just plain creepy, end of story.
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Jeff (yale128036076025.student.yale.edu) – 11.23.03 02:00:56
Wordcount?
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Tom 7 (h-66-167-9-51.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) – 11.23.03 12:37:47
I'm at 37500 or so now.
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Tow (ac88220f.ipt.aol.com) – 12.01.03 09:01:38
Since when do little black boys grow up to be pale ugly white porn-goddesses?
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