(20 Nov 2003 at 18:15)
| Quick quiz: Impressionist portrait or Michael Jackson mugshot?|
|i think his face is an impessionist work of art|
|I think it's a cubist work of art inspired by Picasso.|
|I think it's a specimen of Homo Michaelum Jacksonianum.|
|I think the photo is slightly off vertical and flat in the scan.
I also think he's 5'11" and weighs 120 pounds, which goes a long way to explain why he looks the way he does. If he would put on forty pounds, that'd help immeasurably.
|That's true, the scan is strange---but is there any feature of his face that looks real?|
|The eyeballs probably.|
|Don't you think his eyeballs are a little large and distant from one another?|
|It is hard to tell, the man is clearly wearing a lot of eye liner, lipstick and is painting his brows in. Bizarre. |
|This is probably why children are scared of clowns.|
|Just plain creepy, end of story.|
|I'm at 37500 or so now.|
|Since when do little black boys grow up to be pale ugly white porn-goddesses?|