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For your Health and Safety
(13 Aug 2005 at 09:13) |
Attention:
For your health and safety, do not watch Ben Stiller movies any more. |
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| why? |
| They may make you want to pull your own feeding tube. |
| If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! |
| Also, sometimes all of your friends may die in a freak gasoline fight accident. |
| This has been true for thousands of years. |
| Hmmm, I don't have a whole lot of sympathy for people who watch movies where even the *trailer* is bad.... |
| But clearly, these people still need some sort of stern reminder. |
| Thanks for the warning, Tom7. I didn't even know the guy. |
| $warning =~ s/Ben Stiller //; |
| Not even "Back to the Future"? |
| Who did he play? I don't recall him playing in BTTF. |
| No no, jetfuel was suggesting that the warning be ammended to say, "do not watch movies any more." So I'm like, not even "Transformers: The Movie?" |
| Not even those ones. >:O |
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