Tom 7 Radar: Collage of Weird Things Seen XMAS'05

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Collage of Weird Things Seen XMAS'05 (30 Dec 2005 at 00:50)

Here is a collage of weird things seen over Christmas '05. Tip for those who design the text on products: No product should ever have a word that sounds like "diarrhea" featured prominently on it, in any language, even if it claims to "moisturize" your hair. Especially if it claims to moisturize.

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Andrew (pool-138-88-252-249.res.east.verizon.net) – 12.30.05 10:45:37

That reminds me of the video game "The Varghina Incident".

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Max (pcp0010478666pcs.hamden01.ct.comcast.net) – 12.30.05 12:17:04

SOLD OUT - Cheap Varghina for sale

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jcreed (24-148-25-124.nwb-bsr1.chi-nwb.il.cable.rcn.com) – 12.30.05 14:30:23

That cheese thing just doesn't even start to make sense.

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Tom 7 (lolo.wv.cc.cmu.edu) – 12.30.05 23:50:16

OMG I have wireless in the car on the way back... totally wardriving!

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Tom 7 (h-72-244-70-57.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) – 12.31.05 00:05:36

That was awesome while it lasted!

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elliott.hird.name@googlemail.com (80-44-81-15.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) – 12.31.05 04:26:32

and i rofl'd

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Anonymous (c-67-176-250-70.hsd1.il.comcast.net) – 01.04.06 00:01:21

The best one I saw was on a medicine I was taking. This was the entire text on the patient info sheet:

Side Effects:
Nausea or vomiting. Small
frequent meals, frequent mouth
care, sucking hard, sugar-free
candy, or chewing sugar-free
gum may help. Not hungry.
Sunburn.

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Tom 7 (gs82.sp.cs.cmu.edu) – 01.04.06 11:41:55

Oh my goodness! Are you sure you want to be taking that??

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jetfuel (dhcp-228.omnigroup.com) – 01.12.06 17:06:32

You are taking Hidratación Diaria now? No more Liso Y Sedoso?

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Tom 7 (h-68-166-177-246.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) – 01.12.06 18:43:52

Hah, nice! This is my sister's shampoo back in CT. Actually I use the cheap Suave stuff now, which costs like $1.29, because my hair is so short.

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jetfuel (dhcp-228.omnigroup.com) – 01.18.06 16:03:24

I can't frickin' wash my hair without singing that entire song, by the way. :(

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Tom 7 (gs82.sp.cs.cmu.edu) – 01.18.06 16:23:26

Could be worse--could be mmm-bop!

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