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Hands-free cell phone (10 Feb 2007 at 17:30)

Here is my new invention, the hands-free cell phone. The major downside is that it interferes with binocular vision.

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jcreed (allspice.weh.andrew.cmu.edu) – 02.10.07 18:26:01

What is that strange orb in the middle?

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mike (h-68-166-207-60.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) – 02.10.07 19:39:47

P.A.T.E.N.T.

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Tom 7 (h-68-166-207-60.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) – 02.10.07 19:40:09

My cyclops eye.

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beef (adsl-75-49-205-51.dsl.irvnca.sbcglobal.net) – 02.10.07 21:19:16

What you lose with the organic eye is more than compensated by the cybernetic "third eye"...and being able to make hands-free phone calls.

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Sridhar (c-71-198-170-57.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) – 02.10.07 21:22:46

My cellphone doesn't have hands either.

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Tom 7 (pool-141-158-104-205.pitt.east.verizon.net) – 02.11.07 14:32:15

Yes well I've patented it so too bad!

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Don (dynamic-acs-24-154-191-51.zoominternet.net) – 02.12.07 08:50:44

I guess when you can cyclopsblast any legal challenges you can patent anything you want.

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Graue (ip68-100-130-21.dc.dc.cox.net) – 02.12.07 16:33:44

You can patent anything you want anyway.

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Roger (pool-71-106-192-50.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net) – 03.01.07 23:13:46

Since my company is too cheap to get unimportant code monkeys like me headsets, but we are required to attend pointless meetings anyway, I also frequently construct a hands-free from a rubberband.

<img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/61/167254322_081142fffc_m.jpg"/>

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Gustavo Lacerda (mace.weh.andrew.cmu.edu) – 03.08.07 22:05:08

this is my version of your invention

http://is3.okcupid.com/users/126/888/12788959782236552547/p1110019876.jpg

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Tom 7 (h-66-167-250-123.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) – 03.08.07 23:05:19

LAWSUIT

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Sam (cpe0008c71ab7fc-cm000f9fa7a920.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) – 03.16.07 11:16:49

Oh god that looks weird. *grins* But it might be useful.. I guess... *giggles*

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Anonymous (222.127.228.6) – 02.24.08 23:34:21

what is the advantages and disadvantages of that invention?

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Sophia (76.24.8.10) – 02.26.08 20:11:59

There are no disadvantages.

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saraaaaah. (pool-74-97-146-167.prvdri.east.verizon.net) – 12.06.09 14:52:47

lmfaoo ; thats mad funnny.
but seriously.. you have no life, although.. you are pretty hottt (;

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wierdo (222.165.iconpln.net.id) – 12.24.09 02:59:09

wierdo

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Anonymous (202.75.62.10) – 01.27.10 19:44:16

how to make this new thing?

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Anonymous (no-dns-yet.demon.co.uk) – 07.16.10 06:27:31

poof

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