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 Wanted: CS Puns (again) (13 Apr 2007 at 12:11)
I am making the Random Distance Run shirts again this year (2006; user-hostile directory listing) and I am again soliciting bad computer science puns to make up the fake sponsors on the back of the shirt. I already have a number of programming language in-jokes, so the best idea is not about programming languages or logic (but some other obscure area of CS/math is great), is some kind of product or service, and is excruciatingly groanworthy. I'm pretty dried up on ideas (having used so many for SIGBOVIK and in previous years), so you're my only hope! Let me have 'em!
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t		 Hock (kiosk2.hss.cmu.edu) – 04.15.07 18:44:34
Why isn't Random Distance Run going to be held during Carnival?!
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t		 Brian (potetz.dsl.telerama.com) – 04.15.07 21:34:17
OK, Tom - here's one

Gibb's Hot Cocoa Samplers:
Each one often better than the last!
Buy now and receive free energy.
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t		 marymcglo (c-71-206-199-15.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) – 04.16.07 08:25:39
Throwing out some obvious ones:

Hamilton's Cycles: we'll get you everywhere and back-- exactly once. (with nifty bike clipart)

Moore Law Firm (I can't come up with a catchy slogan, though)

And for AI representation:

PD Bail Bonds: The rational choice for avoiding the sucker's payoff

The Feature Space: Your nearest neighbor in film entertainment.
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t		 Landon (cpe-65-189-145-126.columbus.res.rr.com) – 04.16.07 13:29:59
Berge's Graphs: Perfect Every Time
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t		 William (c-71-206-215-114.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) – 04.16.07 15:52:15
Complexity Games, Inc. SATisfaction guaranteed, and much, much more! PSPACE-complete or your money back!

Well, maybe you can come up with something around it anyway :)
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t		 Tom 7 (h-66-167-250-202.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) – 04.17.07 14:16:00
Thank you everyone. There is still time to contribute.
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t		 mike (robot_mobile.wv.cc.cmu.edu) – 04.17.07 19:38:48
Windows 96
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t		 Tom 7 (h-66-167-250-202.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) – 04.17.07 23:59:22
Now there is no more time to contribute.
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t		 Arthur (ctwboo101.ctw.utwente.nl) – 04.18.07 04:23:30
Murphy's Law Insurance
because everything goes wrong at the worst time
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