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Malpheasants (21 May 2008 at 09:03)
Ill-suited birds
Hey, you know how I am always being in bands? Here's a new band. It is called Malpheasants. We only have two songs because we formed this band merely a week before Moira took off for her summer internship in California. The songs are:
  • Against Me In Dimensions. Yo this song is about math, dudes. Sorry those of you who don't like songs about math. You might be surprised/impressed to know that this is the first song Moira ever worked on the writing of! A team effort.
  • Under the Moonshine. Yo this song is about the famousest of family feuds, dudes. Sorry those of you who don't like songs about the famousest of family feuds. It's the Hatfields vs. The McCoys who apparently had some kind of weird brain cancer that makes them go into angry rages. You can't blame all problems on lumps in the brain, though. The story is a good read but one can also pretty much get all of that information more obliquely from our song. Listen to it while sleeping before every Americana edition Trivial Pursuit match for increased scoring potential.
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    moira (216.150.241.80) – 05.22.08 19:32:34
    dude, those beaks are hot.
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    1/3 of the 7ths (c-71-195-76-126.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) – 05.22.08 19:41:09
    while I'm sad that Moira's gone for the summer, I'm thinking, Tom, that this might leave you some time to practice for your *other* band. Remember? Lint? Cul de sacs? Monkeys? Those were golden hits!

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    Tom 7 (h-66-167-56-55.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) – 05.22.08 20:31:45
    Yeah, I know about that band too. MP3s are coming but I don't want to cheapen the EP release party by posting so many MP3s at the same time. I think it's called 7vnths or something. I will need to check my yearbook.
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    mike (69-239-187-97.sheratonpasadena.com) – 05.23.08 00:53:31
    Nice photo!
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    Tom 7 (h-66-167-56-55.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) – 05.23.08 08:52:29
    Yeah, who took that?
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    harraton (pool-72-95-241-133.pitbpa.east.verizon.net) – 05.24.08 16:03:56
    How'd you get the beaks to stay on?
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    Tom 7 (h-66-167-56-55.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) – 05.25.08 14:23:33
    They stay on automatically because those are our faces!
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    moira (216.150.241.80) – 05.25.08 15:55:39
    This explains why I don't come out in public anymore.
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