Damn, and since it was after the wedding, he didn't even get to tell the story! |
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3032. Tom 7 (h-67-100-132-206.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) –
23 Oct 2005 09:21:50
[ trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and alone ]
Hey, me too. |
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Your reference at the end of the speech reminds of a dark story I once overheard at La Fiesta. I was minding my own enchilada when the conversation picks on at the next table. "True story, I swear!"
There was a group of evangelicals that had been friends all the way through high school ... man, this story is completely inappropriate for casual mexican dining btw ... anyway, we're talking about a group of devout believers who never drank for instance, and all believed that any sexual impulses should only occur during marriage. A year out of high school two of them get married. Another one of them had always been the joker of the group (in a harmless Christian sort of way). The harmless joker learned of the specific hotel room that they were going to have their honeymoon at. So he gets it in his head to play one last innocent prank. And before the couple arrives he manages to sneak into their room. He's thinking he's going to hide underneath the bed and when they walk in they'll be he's going to give them quite the zing when he shouts "oogah-boogah-boogah." He's thinking laughs all-around.
You'll forgive him for thinking this since sexuality had been completely supressed in their evangelical circle. His whole world, including his impression of the relationship between his two kwa-zee friends, had been entirely platonic.
But with divine sanctification, those boundaries burst open. The two kiddos had gone from engaged to _engaged_. And when they arrive at the hotel the guy-under-the-bed can hear that they're all ready going at it against the outside door. There's all kinds of dirty talk going on. All of a sudden joker realizes that his plan is inappropriate, and he starts to get really scared, and then he gets paralyzed. So when the couple comes in, he stays absolutely still.
The guy is beneath the bed, in his wedding formal wear, sweating like a pig. He's been sexually repressed his whole life, and now his two best friends have transformed into rabid animals mere feet above him. He has to listen to every filthy detail. And he's scared as hell that he's going to be discovered and ostracized. And worse, he has no idea when this is going to end.
This must have been quite traumatic, because the couple went at it again, and again, and again, and again. Something like four or five hours. He only got out because they decided to mix things up and hit it in the shower.
The joker ran far, far, away. |
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3030. Anonymous (adsl-66-72-100-118.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net) –
23 Oct 2005 02:06:42
[ trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and alone ]
I am still so sad about this... |
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3029. Tom 7 (h-67-100-132-206.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) –
22 Oct 2005 22:39:45
[ UPD: Escape Beta 3 ]
Hah, okay, you got me. ;) |
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You got it, when I speak like this, it's hard to understand and it's confusing - just the way rouge-like does confuse and leads to nowhere - it's really tricky, but I like the level a lot, I guess I do because it's so confusing. |
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3027. Tom 7 (h-67-100-132-206.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) –
22 Oct 2005 00:19:11
[ UPD: Escape Beta 3 ]
Well, I guess I kind of understand! But it's pretty hard.
Don't worry if some levels are tough. There are still 70 levels that I haven't beaten! (And some that make me feel quite stupid...)
Rouge-like tries to trick you. It "leads you down the garden path.." |
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3026. Anonymous (c-67-175-165-96.hsd1.il.comcast.net) –
21 Oct 2005 23:55:17
[ Dihydrogen Monoxide ]
Oh, the horrors of water |
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3025. Kirima (48.159.203.62.cust.bluewin.ch) –
21 Oct 2005 18:44:56
[ UPD: Escape Beta 3 ]
Je do!
En fait, il faut comprendre la langue universelle de n'importe quoi, personne ne s'intéresse à la langue "JUSTE".
Mon INPUT, c'est DIE Idee de s'entretenir en N'importe quelle LANGUAGE.
We do speek Sprache.
We do speek.
You and I.
We do verstehen us.
J'aimerai de begin to start quelquechose.
Tu est VERY begabt.
Grab-Speach
I'll do it.
And you, too. |
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3024. Kirima (48.159.203.62.cust.bluewin.ch) –
21 Oct 2005 18:28:36
[ UPD: Escape Beta 3 ]
Yes. But I DO like your new level, 'cause it seems to be intelligent and just cool, but I do not have ANY clue and this just makes me feel REALLY stupid and BLUE.
Rouge-like equals Bleu-sans.
Je sais, il y en a une solution, je trust you.
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3023. Tom 7 (h-67-100-132-206.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) –
21 Oct 2005 17:42:59
[ UPD: Escape Beta 3 ]
It is very sneaky. |
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3022. Tom 7 (h-67-100-132-206.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) –
21 Oct 2005 17:42:50
[ UPD: Escape Beta 3 ]
Man that is confusing. ;) I guess you're saying you don't like my new level? |
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3021. Kirima (48.159.203.62.cust.bluewin.ch) –
21 Oct 2005 17:37:13
[ UPD: Escape Beta 3 ]
Je m'excuse, mais c'est vrai, twice -> really two times red hate-like as if, I just have no clue. |
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3020. Kirima (48.159.203.62.cust.bluewin.ch) –
21 Oct 2005 17:33:01
[ UPD: Escape Beta 3 ]
Rouge-like turned to rouge-hate!
;-)
Mais en fait, j'adore la couleur rouge. |
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3019. Kirima (48.159.203.62.cust.bluewin.ch) –
21 Oct 2005 17:32:40
[ UPD: Escape Beta 3 ]
Rouge-like turned to rouge-hate!
;-)
Mais en fait, j'adore la couleur rouge. |
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Bah.. jackass...
Sorrowulf |
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3017. Anonymous (63.160.254.113) –
20 Oct 2005 09:16:20
[ FLAMING TEXT ]
what's up people if any sexy guys want to talk to a cutie with a booty then email me at dothomas1990@aol.com. LETS CHAT!!! (i'll be waiting). |
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3016. Tom 7 (h-67-100-132-244.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) –
20 Oct 2005 08:31:21
[ Tardis Tennis! ]
I know, right? |
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3015. Anonymous (212.219.204.110) –
20 Oct 2005 05:24:56
[ Tardis Tennis! ]
shacky is bollcks |
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3012. Anonymous (212.219.204.110) –
20 Oct 2005 05:22:47
[ Tardis Tennis! ]
shaky is so shit a kick his arse everytime |
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3011. Tom 7 (h-67-100-132-244.phlapafg.dynamic.covad.net) –
18 Oct 2005 22:45:10
[ UPD: Escape Beta 3 ]
I could do it, but since it's really easy to game the system in other ways, I'd rather just foster a sense of community where dishonest ratings are frowned upon. If you notice any instances of abuse, let me know and I can fix it.
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They like to conserve power in Las Vegas, Gill and the gang are just doing their part. |
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3009. Doom (a84-231-180-238.elisa-laajakaista.fi) –
18 Oct 2005 16:03:52
[ UPD: Escape Beta 3 ]
Idea:
Could effects of rating own levels be neutralized? I've rated a few of mine accidentally and I really don't think that you're the best person to say how good your own levels are. Also, it's possible to give 10's to all of your own levels to boost the score, which is kind of unfair. |
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Yeah, I've got my lights off too, so I can bathe in the soothing phosphorescent glow and increase my sex appeal. But if I were using a flashlight to read papers, well, enough is enough! |
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Then it wouldn't be so sexy. CSI has been the biggest thing to hit science in years. It's totally cool to be geeky and smart like.
I work in R&D; if we kept our lights like that, I'd bump into something and kill someone. Bummer. |
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